Apostles
Chief Apostles.
More Apostles with fewer qualifications than in the Bible days.
Bishops.
Grand Bishops.
Grand Apostles.
Phophets.
Phophetesses.
Great Prophets.
Master Prophet.
Overseers.
Evangelists.
Not a lot of people hearing the Gospel.
Fewer getting saved.
Evangelist?
Not hearing much good news these days.
I guess nobody wants to be a plain old Pastor any more.
Senior Pastor? Maybe
I don't think I've ever seen a Junior Pastor.
Associate Pastor?
No thanks. Rather start my own church.
Any Capital "T" Teachers out there?
Have I ever seen a Capital "T" Teacher?
Seems like we could use some good teaching around here.
No glory in being a Teacher I don't guess.
No money in it either.
That other thing? Bishop cried about it. So we're cool now.
Tithe.
Offering.
Love offering.
First Fruits.
Prophetic seed.
Gleaning.
Widows Mite.
God wants your offering to have two digits.
God wants your offering to have three digits.
God wants your offering to end in a seven.
7
17
27
37
47
57
67
77
87
97
Those are cool.
God wants your offering to end in 8.
God wants to doubly bless you.
Would 16 be okay, Lord?
Nope.
God wants your offering to end in 88.
Don't have 88?
Do you have 44?
Stand next to somebody else with 44.
Don't have 44?
Find three people with 22 and get with them.
Will I be blessed Lord? I really need a breakthrough.
